{"id":9595,"date":"2025-05-02T09:03:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/?p=9595"},"modified":"2025-04-25T11:26:39","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T15:26:39","slug":"batteries-not-included","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/?p=9595","title":{"rendered":"Batteries Not Included"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20211231_152900-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20211231_152900-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9378\" style=\"width:578px;height:771px\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20211231_152900-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20211231_152900-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20211231_152900-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20211231_152900-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.theprodigalpig.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/20211231_152900-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Me:  I think you got to get your ducks in a row.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prodigal:  I am trying, but a lot of toys are here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is from Nan Closson<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Merle was always coming up with ways to entertain our grandsons when they visited town.  This time he put his hands on quite a contraption:  a mechanical dog.  He loaded the batteries, and we tested it before the boys arrived.  The dog walked and barked and moved its head.  Merle pressed a button to make its tail spin like a propeller.  You couldn&#8217;t help but laugh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The boys played with the dog every single day, but nobody could get that tail to way the way Merle could.  I caught him fooling with the dog even after the boys had gone back home.  &#8220;Merle!&#8221; I said.  &#8220;You&#8217;re a grown man!&#8221;  Merle&#8217;s hearty laugh made me think he&#8217;d live forever.  But that wasn&#8217;t to be.  His health started to fail, and he died on an afternoon in March.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All of us struggled in the days after.  One night I roamed the house, utterly joyless.  Lord, will I ever laugh again?  Suddenly I heard a whirring noise in the bedroom.  I crept down the hall to the closet.  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